Holiday Rule #57: Disguise bad photos in sepia tones. Added bonus: instant nostalgia!
Sinter Klaas drops off a sack of presents on the doorstep after dinner.
But only if the kid's rooms are clean.
I don't know why, but all Sinter Klaas wrapping paper is unbelievably ugly.
Trust me, it's an assault on your eyeballs.
Hey kids, remember that time when we celebrated Sinter Klaas in Holland? That was awesome. Right? And you're not going to forget on Christmas morning and complain that you didn't get anything, right? Because we all agree that one gratuitous gift-giving holiday in one month is enough? Right? Good.
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